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Joke of the Day

"Kevin Ware's leg Unfortunately Kevin Ware and his leg did not display the same structure and elasticity as his brother Tupper"

"What is the United States doing to fight pedophiles? Child Obesity."

"Jared's favorite dressing on his Subway sandwich is Neverland Ranch. I'm sorry."

"True procrastination is a lost art Those who completely mastered it's practice never got around to teaching anyone else their secrets."

"What do you call a black abortion clinic? Crimestoppers."

"Going down on a woman is the best. The way her thighs cover your ears so you can finally get some quiet time..."

"Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise? The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!"

"""You want to see a pig with three eyes?"" A piiig"

"If she owns more than 4 pairs of yoga pants, expect A LOT of text messages"

"What does Batman take with his drinks? Just ice"