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Joke of the Day

"Give a teen a basketball and he would have fun for a day Give a blind man a basketball and he would read it like a book"

"My therapist encouraged me to stop bending over backwards for people. But just between us, I really miss yoga."

"There's plenty of deeply disturbed fish in the sea."

"Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones? The punchline is too long."

"Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there."

"What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween? Depressed"

"Short joke What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts? Midjitsu!"

"As the NASCAR driver went around the track it just didn't feel right."

"Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday."

"Pull the pin out of a grenade... and you can keep it for the rest of your life."