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Joke of the Day
"Short joke What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts? Midjitsu!"
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"Y'all notice how Tumblr is full of people blogging about guns? Seems like every other blog has a 'Trigger Warning.'"
"The next World Cup is going to be held in Nevada FIFA Las Vegas"
"What do you call Stephen Hawking before he got motor neuron disease? Stephen Walkin"
"Man gets his knob out at the supermarket Clerk sees it and says, ""You're in the wrong place, the locksmith's is next door."""
"Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross."
"IAmA dyslexic government computer programmer, AMA! Whoops, wrong usb."
"What do a homeless woman and an American football player have in common? They both take their pads off after four periods"
"Who is al-Quaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets."
"Which classical composer is best at playing hide and seek? Haydn. [OC]"