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Joke of the Day
"What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween? Depressed"
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"I became a vegetarian 4 months ago.. .. I guess you can say that I quit cold turkey"
"And the Lord said unto John ""come fourth, and ye shall have eternal life."" John came in 5th, and won a toaster."
"My friend, Jack, is a pilot I said one day, ""hi,jack"" He.shot me."
"Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark."
"Why do women love men who work with Horses? Because those men have got Stable jobs."
"Why was the table pissed at Jesus? Because he looked a little cross."
"Helium Walks into a bar and orders a beer the bartender says sorry we don,t server noble gases here He Doesnt React"
"Want to hear a joke? Donald Trump. Oh wait it's not funny anymore."
"I don't use extra virgin olive oil cause I want my food to have some experience"