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Joke of the Day
"What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween? Depressed"
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"Did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up!"
"The cow goes moo, the sheep goes baa, the cat goes meow... ...the dog goes Ed...Ward."
"What did the man with the world's largest penis have for breakfast? I had a bowl of Corn Flakes and some buttered wheat toast."
"Prince's death may have been murder. In these types of cases it's usually the butler or maid. Did anybody dust for Prince?"
"i need some cat jokes!"
"Best thing I've seen on Facebook all day: ""I thought Ariana Grande was a font."""
"Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the ""Like"" button."
"A roman walks into a bar A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus The bartender asks ""don't you mean a martini?"" The Roman replies ""If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"""
"Bought some sneakers from my drug dealer... Not sure what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!"