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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Maxican migdet? A paragraph because their not a full ese"
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"Everyone keeps returning to the same hypothetical. If loving you is wrong... Bullshit. What if loving you is gross? That's the question."
"If horse jockeys have to be tiny just imagine how small disk jockeys have to be. I'll see myself out."
"Why are black people tall? Their knee grows."
"If movies have taught me anything, it's that the insurance for fruit vendor carts must be astronomical."
"Doctor and Lady Doctor: You are looking so weak and exhausted! Are you properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised? Lady: Oh my god! I heard 3 ""males"" a day."
"I like this time of year because I can dig graves in my front yard and people think it's just a cute Halloween display"
"What's the difference between windows 10 and a jehovah witness None, they just keep asking you to let them in"
"Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once Upon A Time......last night......I had a few drinks and......borrowed your credit card."
"[chiropractor] Dr., your client Tony is here -Tony? The guy whose skin is made of bubble wrap Yes -Oh hell yes clear the rest of my schedule"