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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty? Mutton Looter King"

"A true Irish bean soup is made with exactly 239 beans... ..if you were to add one more bean, it would be too farty."

"[NSFW] What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged"

"I accidentally swallowed a piece of string the other day. When it finally came out the back end, it was all tied up. I shit you knot"

"Here's a joke for ya. A dyslexic man walks in to a bra."

"Mouldy sausage? What is green and smells like pork? Kermits finger."

"Wanna hear a joke The UN"

"What's the difference between cancer and a black guy? Cancer can get jobs"

"Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil? Because he took the hypocritic oath"

"My wife gets annoyed with my long showers. I told her they could be 10-15 minutes shorter if she joined me."