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Joke of the Day

"You know you've got a real fatty in bed when her boobs taste like deodorant"

"What's the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber."

"Welcome to drugs club, Todd. I can't believe someone actually answered the ad. You're under arrest."

"Did you hear about the lonely cow that joined a dating website? She was searching for her udder half."

"Me: *lying nude on checkered blanket* Him: ""Where's the food and why are you naked?"" Me: ""Am I doing it wrong? This is my first picnic."""

"Cinderella taught girls that it's ok if a guy has no idea what you look like as long as he's a prince."

"I steal candy bars using slight of hand... You could say I have a few Twix up my sleeve"

"How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb? 21, the first 20 will just repost an old one."

"Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy? They said IT couldn't be done"

"I don't gossip because: 1. It's not my business. 2. I'm no better than anyone else. 3. And no one tells me any good juicy stuff :("