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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the lonely cow that joined a dating website? She was searching for her udder half."

"Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ? Pupil: Well yes he borrowed my pen !"

"Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky stopped smoking cigars? Now she's just bummimg cigarettes!"

"Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They're doing research on black holes."

"The greatest trick the devil ever played was offering a buy one get one free sale one day after you already purchased two at regular price."

"NSFW Your dick's like Mt. Everest. .. It's hard to get up."

"What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke? ...she shattered his jaw!"

"Breaking news! A man who tried to sue an airline company about his missing luggage has lost his case"

"Started a new exercise routine yesterday. So far I've only missed one day."

"A woman behind me got run over today. She was following me on twitter."