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Joke of the Day

"What do a WW2 German Soldier and an Animal Doctor have in common? They're both Veteran-Arians (wah wah)"

"My wife asked if I ever think about someone else during sex... ""Nope, just myself."""

"Why did Beyonce sing ""to the left, to the left"" ? Because she knew Niggas have no right."

"""I might be a sex virgin but I'm not a virgin at AWESOME MAGIC TRICKS!"" *trips on cape, knocks over table with punchbowl & cookies*"

"What did the toilet say to the pee? urine"

"Why did Adele cross the road To say hello from the other side"

"My favorite exercise is a mix between a lunge and a crunch. I call it Lunch"

"A woman who's husband died is called a widow, what do you call a husband who's wife died? Lucky"

"What is the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? ... I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face. Edit: Whoa, I knew this was a great joke but didnt expect this. Thanks!"

"I'm the opposite of a bee keeper. I lose bees all the time. I left a hive on the train today. Just accidentally threw a bee at a nun."