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Joke of the Day
"What did the toilet say to the pee? urine"
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"If you had to choose between your SO and 1 millions dollars... What is the first thing you would buy?"
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"There are lots of reasons to hate the Nazis. Mine? They didn't finish the job."
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"What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot."
"Someone told me I'm condescending... that means I talk down to people."
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"What did the leper say... What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!"
"How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers? With relish"