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Joke of the Day

"Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer? Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system."

"Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween? Because his skeleton was in the closet"

"What did one flea say to the other after a night out ? Shall we walk home or take a dog ?"

"Have you seen Human Centipede 3? Its the same shit."

"Sex! Of course you don't get it."

"Stevie Wonder is having triplets at the age of 64. I bet he didn't see that coming..."

"What fruit/vegetable doesnt leave your body through the anus? A Stomato"

"When the grid crashes and there's no other way of communicating, we'll see whose drum circle is ""stupid""."

"I saw someone use ""Terrierist"" instead of ""Terrorist"" and I don't know whether I should be afraid of my dogs or not."

"What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies? A dead cat."