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Joke of the Day
"I would tell you a joke about UDP... But I'm not sure if you would get it."
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"What do, you call a handicapped person with a, vasectomy? A seedless, vegetable."
"The spork is the hermaphrodite of utensils."
"If someone tells you there are 2 Ayers Rock... Don't be fooled it's uluru's."
"What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman? They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!"
"Giving my wife a bikini wax for the first time. Should I wake her up or just let it be a surprise?"
"Scientist have found a rare mutation in some goats... It's called the Billy gene and causes them to believe that the kid is not their son."
"What is a woman ? Man with a uterus somewhere"
"What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women"
"What math classes do gender studies majors take? Triggernometry."