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Joke of the Day
"I used to be addicted to soap... i am clean now"
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"How does every racist joke start? With looking over your shoulder."
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"Most fucked up joke I ever heard (nsfw) The moment when you eat out your grandma, taste horse semen and think to yourself ""So this must be how she died""."
"If you name a baby Barbara, the baby turns 50 years old immediately."
"I can't believe after all this shit they're still together! Our ass-cheeks really deserve some respect."
"My dance moves are so white Charlie Sheen tried to snort them."
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