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Joke of the Day
"Hitler Maybe Hitler was just a fitness trainer and he was helping all the Jews burn a few calories"
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"Hard to believe it's 2017 I'm still writing ""this is a nightmare fuck everything omg"" on my checks."
"Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside? Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke."
"Just Juan How many Mexicans does it take to build a lightbulb?"
"How'd you get a black eye? Walked into a door. [Later, another shiner] More doors? *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors."
"As a kid, I put snowballs in the blender to make a slushy. Snowballs was a good cat..."
"It's like Batman didn't even care about crime in the cities surrounding Gotham."
"My head needed a pat down at airport & I said ""Oh cuz of my extensions!"" TSA lady snapped, ""Girl, hush. Your weave is between you and God."""
"What do you call a queer redneck? A confederate fag."
"You know what's white and crawls up your leg? Uncle Ben's perverted rice."