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Joke of the Day
"What is a homophobe's favorite fruit? Cant-elope."
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"Man Rule #6......Men's Olympic Swimming events are the ""Only"" I repeat ""Only"" time speedo's are allowed!!!"
"Chuck Norris blood type is.. AK-47"
"I went to the supermarket dressed as a classical composer... Somebody asked me what I was Chopin for."
"A rich guy walks by.. When someone asks,""What's that smell?"" The man turns around and says,""I'm sorry, it must be my Elon Musk."""
"The ""walk of shame"" should be going to a bar the next morning after being drunk looking for your lost debit card."
"The Canadian election consists of two men apologizing till one concedes, the winner is then elected king of Canada. Or something like that."
"At a wedding where the minister told everyone to stand next to the person who makes life worth living. The bartender was almost trampled."
"What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes? Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder."
"If Yoda were to do a Chicken impression... If Yoda were to do a Chicken impression and say Cock-a-doodle-doo. Would he be asking someone to draw a penis?"