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Joke of the Day

"World of Warcraft. The only time I let my 9 year old play with a priest."

"Whats the difference between toast and Frenchmen? You can make soldiers out of toast."

"A man gets shot in the foot. As he's driving to the hospital, he gets pulled over for speeding. The cop says to him, ""Someone's got a serious case of leadfoot."""

"What's a big game hunter? Someone who's lost his way to the match."

"Why can't redneck murder mysteries be solved? Because all the DNA is the same and there are no dental records."

"I was asked how I view lesbian relationships..."

"I can't believe the pharmacy hasn't called! ""Oh they did..3 or 4 days ago..I forgot to tell you. What's it's for anyway?"" Anxiety."

"Can Walmart be a feeling? I think that's how I feel today."

"What do you call having sex in a canoe? Bud Light, because it's fucking close to water."

"Don't be stupid, if their ex is still calling it's because they're still getting an answer."