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Joke of the Day

"Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off,"

"Damn, i got hit with the ""we need to talk"" from my wife. Thank God it was just about divorce. I was scared shitless it was an intervention."

"After spending the last week stealing cars and killing people I just found out GTA had missions."

"How do you confuse a drummer? Give him sheet music"

"Batman: ""I am...**BATMAN!**"" ""Hi, Batman, I'm not Dad because yours already died when you were a kid."""

"If women had to be assembled, a lot of us would probably just play with the box..."

"Why did the redditor cross the subreddit? To recycle a joke from the other side."

"Some people don't like fracking But the alternative is boring!"

"How do you get Americans to join a World War? Tell them it's nearly finished."

"I think this is the weekend to finally tell my parents I'm straight."