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Joke of the Day
"I tried a beer this weekend brewed with rabbit... It was a bit too hoppy for my taste."
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"Why did the drunkard ride the escalator To lift his spirits"
"Beached whale Today I got in trouble at work for throwing water on a lady... I just thought that's what your suppose to do for a beached whale"
"Womens Rights"
"Teacher: Why did Robin Hood only rob the rich? Me: Because the poor didn't have any fucking money."
"Whats the difference between a catholic priest and acne? The priest doesn't wait for you to hit puberty to come on your face."
"I've got good news and bad news... GOOD NEWS: Hillary lost the presidency BAD NEWS: Trump won the presidency"
"Me: Sometimes I wish I wasn't shy and introverted Alcohol: I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS!"
"Maybe your d*ck is so small because half of it is in your personality."
"Why can't Hillary Clinton be called a female? Because she deleted the emale."