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Joke of the Day
"Why did the drunkard ride the escalator To lift his spirits"
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"what is a vegetable's favorite singer? elvis parsley what is a fly's favorite singer? gnat king cole"
"Speaking of dogs... There's a dog with no hind legs, and bollocks made of steel. So, this dog is coming down the street. Do you know what is the name of the dog? . . . . Sparky!"
"If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty."
"What is Donald Trump's favorite song? Wonderwall Mexican cover"
"We don't have to worry about Trump having the nuclear launch codes. His hands are too small to push the button."
"My wife and I were happy for 24 years. Then we met."
"Happy 12th birthday to Google. Only one year left to use it, dears! When it becomes a teenager, it won't answer anything."
"What's a ginger's favorite drink? Ginger ale!"
"I have a love/hate relationship with going to extremes."