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Joke of the Day
"Teacher: Why did Robin Hood only rob the rich? Me: Because the poor didn't have any fucking money."
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"""Emma Stone"" ~ Italian man telling you he's high"
"A black guy walks into a bar. Don't worry he's still in his cell."
"It's all fun and games until you notice the ""rocket"" in your son's Lego launchpad came from the drawer in your nightstand."