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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Hillary Clinton be called a female? Because she deleted the emale."

"Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine? Because they'd been floored by his punch."

"What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty? It's bells sprout."

"Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather."

"what did one typewriter say to the other? I must be pregnant ... I missed a period ..."

"My dog never listens to me, and I think he might have a speech impediment... He keeps balking at me when I try to tell him to be quiet"

"You are my methods. I am nothing without you."

"I'd love to date one of our moderators. Every joke is long to them."

"Why wouldn't Chad Kroeger (lead singer of Nickelback) have sex with Helen Keller? Because she's a woman!"

"How do you find Will Smith when he's lost in the snow? You look for the fresh prints."