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Joke of the Day
"Where do robo-babies come from? From the computerus."
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"Butterflies (by Kevin L. Schwartz) All these years later and you still give me butterflies. It's crazy. I told you a decade ago I quit collecting."
"My doctor told me I suffer from Anorexia... ... like it's not enough that I'm fat."
"Timmy walks in on his mother getting dressed... Now you're thinking of the time you saw your mothers breasts."
"Why are blondes terrible at telling jokes, timing."
"How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem."
"I have friends who do charity work for U2. They're pro Bono."
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"What do you call a nazi gardeners foot pain? A facist planter's Plantar Fasciitis."
"*seductively boils hot dog* *suggestively unscrews ketchup bottle* *alluringly toasts bun* *erotically describes this in between asterisks*"