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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car? My car can hit 50"

"What happens when redditors die? RIP in box"

"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor."

"I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well wouldn't you look silly riding a cow? I'd look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!"

"""What the FUCK is going on?!?!?"" - the Moon (July 21, 1969)"

"It's not a nap if you never got out of bed."

"I got fired from being the events coordinator at the local orphanage. I think it's cause family day never really took off"

"Did you hear about the reverse exorcism? The devil was trying to get the priest out of the little boy!"

"I like my jokes how I like my babies. Stolen and beaten to death."

"Fruits are single-handedly keeping the sticker industry afloat."