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Joke of the Day
"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor."
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"They say ""You are what you eat"" so I guess we should eat skinny people."
"Forgot I started my stopwatch. It's now been 139:27.05 since I wondered how long it takes me to run five miles."
"*spills wine on Ouija board* OUIJA: *moving pointer by itself* H-E-Y S-S-E-X-Y D-Y-O-O-U-W-W-A-N-N-A M-A-K-E O-U-T ME: *moves pointer to NO*"
"What did little Hitler get for his birthday? His Third Treich."
"What happened when five fat French men got in the lifeboat? Cinq."
"Your Momma is so stupid she put sand paper on the bottom of her wheelchair, talk'n bout she a ruff rider."
"Solution to overpopulation Professor : ""Over population is a big problem in our country. A woman in India gives birth every minute!"" Student : ""Somebody should stop her!!"""
"What do you call a bunch of gay slaves? Fruits of labor."
"How do you get Pikachu on the bus? Pokemon"