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Joke of the Day

"I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well wouldn't you look silly riding a cow? I'd look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!"

"Thinking of adopting a child. What color should I get? Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon."

"The cheesiest joke ever. ""I don't feel grate."" -- Block of Cheese before it got shredded."

"rroses are red, violets are blue, Valentine's Day was invented by big corporations so they could sell more anti-depressants"

"I Like my slaves like I like my coffee: Free"

"Why does Donald Trump take anti-anxiety medication? To prevent Hispanic attacks."

"When everyone was giving apples to their teachers, I was the one giving cucumbers... Still to this day, Mr. Smith won't look me in the eyes."

"If I had a dollar every time someone called me sexist... I'd have enough money to sponsor the repealing of the 19th Amendment."

"If two Homeless people are hitting each other with a cardboard boxes... Is it a pillow fight?"

"What has six balls and rapes the poor? The lottery. It's over $800 million folks! Dragged this joke back for the occasion."