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Joke of the Day

"Jail isn't supposed to be fun why do they get bunk beds?"

"How can you find Will Smith in the snow? Because he's black"

"I want to open a clock shop... The commercials will say: ""I sell some of the finest wrist timepieces around. Don't believe me? Just watch."""

"A squiggly red line should appear under people who are wrong for you"

"What do books and sex have in common? They both have a climax."

"A kid has cancer Then he gets AIDS from his mom"

"A good friend bails you out of jail, a best friend is sitting in the cell right next to you, a worst friend framed both of you for murder."

"I thought I felt a spider crawling on my neck. Now I have to pretend I was breakdancing at this bank."

"Why did Americans go to the moon? They heard Indians had land there."

"Don't move to Mars because of president-elect Trump. Last I checked, it was a red state."