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Joke of the Day
"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it..."
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"Went out to dinner last night & the hostess asked me ""Where would you like to sit?"" I replied ""preferably on a seat."" #accomplished"
"What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers."
"Was chopping herbs and got some in my eye now im parsley sighted"
"what did one car say to the other? we are cars"
"What do you call the survivors of the holocaust? Residue."
"CaO+H2O=Ca(OH)2 Is this reaction illegal too?"
"Magician: ""Think of a card."" Me: ""Okay."" Magician: ""You are thinking of the.. 3 OF SPADES!"" Me: ""I was thinking about a get well soon card."""
"Is sex without obligations possible after getting married? Yeah - sometimes I can have sex without promising to do the dishes afterwards."
"What's less funny than /r/Funny? /r/Jokes"