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Joke of the Day

"What is hard when it goes in and soft and sticky when it comes out? A chewing gum"

"How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One because his knee grows."

"An Englishman, a Scotsman, and a rabbi walk into a bar And the rabbi says, ""Hey, wait a minute... I think I'm in the wrong joke."""

"69 is the kamikaze of sex. If I'm going down, you're coming with me."

"My favourite part about the Harry Potter movies... ...is the casting."

"Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my dick"

"I love the study of languages, and am very keen in my analysis: I am a cunning linguist ;)"

"Did you know, if you cut off your left arm, your right arm would be left."

"How are blind kids punished by their parents? The parents move the furniture."

"We should legalize heroin just for the commercials alone"