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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy."

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"The thing about ""Your Mom"" jokes is... You're living proof your mom puts out."
"You will never ever EVER get all the sand out of a suitcase you bring on vacation. EVER."
"TIL that Kim Kardashian's giant ass has it's own birth certificate, and even has a legal name: Kanye."
"No One Puts Baby in the Corner: A Feng Shui Guide to Nurseries"
"I don't know why everyone is mad at Subway jared He's just a fat man in a little girls body"
"To gangs that carve their names into public toilet seats: A) Why? B) Haha, you touched a public toilet seat."
"What says ""Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!"" ? A dog with a hair lip"
"Hey baby, You know how I know I'm getting laid tonight? I'm stronger than you."
"Did you hear about the nun that bites her nails? You can say she has a bad habit."