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Joke of the Day

"What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog? Damm, we do taste like chicken!"

"My friend works at subway... I guess you could say she'll really be rolling in the DOUGH."

"[watching ""Cinderella""] 5-year-old: Why does she keep cleaning the floors? Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba."

"This Doctor... Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Doctor. Interup- You have cancer."

"What's the world's longest sentence? .... I do."

"A man was arrested for dumping Chinese food on his neighbor's computer He was charged with wonton destruction of property"

"How much cocaine can a smuggler sneak into prison? a buttload."

"Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him."

"How is Debbie Reynolds like my penis? They both had a stroke when they saw Carrie Fishers body."

"Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road? To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side."