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Joke of the Day
"How much cocaine can a smuggler sneak into prison? a buttload."
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"What STD is found most commonly among lesbians? Carpet burn"
"What did one math book say to the other math book? You've got problems."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with large tits? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean"
"Tron's full name was Tronald"
"How many Potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None."
"What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!"
"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...ground up and in the freezer."
"Thanks to Facebook I feel like we probably need a new word for friend.'"
"Oscar Wilde: Always be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. Liam Neeson: I will find them. Wilde: Wait, I meant- Neeson: EVERYONE"