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Joke of the Day
"You can't fix stupid but you can divorce it"
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"*Looks out the window to see it raining fire and brimstone* ""Oh man my car windows are down!"""
"If I had a daughter I wouldn't waste money on training bras, I'd trap wild bras and train them myself like our ancestors did."
"GIVE ME FUEL GIVE ME FIRE GIVE ME MILK THAT'S NOT EXPIRED"
"I came up with a movie idea. A man's daughter is abducted. This man has has a unique set of skills and goes on a revenge rampage. But the idea was taken."
"A man walked into a bar Ouch!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chopin ! Chopin who ? Chopin the supermarket !"
"Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink"
"A Muslim guy killed 50 people in a mass shooting... Who says they can't integrate into American culture?"
"Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street? It was his only chance to see an Oscar"