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Joke of the Day

"What's the world's longest sentence? .... I do."

"To be honest, I panic a bit right before I have to pronounce Worcestershire sauce"

"Why can you trust a coffee roaster? Because he never spills the beans :-)"

"Vectors Joke When (i) think of crossing with (u) I get my own normal vector, if you know what I mean. ;)"

"Tired? Cranky ? Feeling like crap .....There's a nap for that ."

"Did you hear about how James Bond slept through an earthquake? He was shaken, not stirred."

"Fact: all boots were made for walking."

"Batman can safe the world ,but clark kent"

"Why do nurses smack newborn babies on the back before handing them over to their parents... To knock the dicks off of the stupid ones"

"Starbucks and Hooters should merge. Can you imagine ordering a Double D Latte? Everything you need in a cup or two."