161772
Joke of the Day
"What's the world's longest sentence? .... I do."
Next Joke
"What do rednecks do for Halloween? Pump-kin"
"[at stadium with child] Me: That is batball. [at the races] Me: That is horse circles. [at the opera] Me: This is horned yodeling."
"TIL that in 1991 Woody Allen and Rick Moranis had plans to make a film together... Honey I Fucked The Kids"
"Husband: Honey I bought the new Gold Olympic Condoms... Wfie: Why not Silver and come second for a change...?"
"2 nazis walk into a bar, third one ducks.. just at the reich moment."
"What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? Wet noses"
"I accidentally called it an eternity scarf instead of an infinity scarf and now I have to drink my Starbucks outside."
"What do a dildo and soybeans have in common? They're both used as a meat substitute."
"My aunt is trying to convince me that I'm gonna have kids. I named my kittens lunchbox and cocaine Steve. No one is gonna let me have a kid."