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Joke of the Day

"Saw this one in my maths class Student: Sir I'm cold! Teacher: Go and stand in the corner then. Student: Why would I do that? Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there."

"I didn't know owls were religious Until someone told me they were a bird of pray"

"How do American chickens cross the road? In a bucket."

"I injured my back in Egypt... and had to see a Cairo-practor"

"What do we want? Race car noises! When do we want them? Neeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwwwwwww"

"Why did the pig send his story to New York? He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue."

"God once put his dick in a box as a gift and called it the Omnipresent."

"I think that whenever you become a parent, doctors should just prescribe whatever pills you want."

"I had sex in a hall of mirrors. I was fucking beside myself."

"A Social Justice Warrior went to the doctor about their weight problem. The doctors says to avoid trans fats. The Social Justice Warrior asks, am I allowed to use Tumblr?"