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Joke of the Day

"Why did the pig send his story to New York? He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue."

"Did you hear about the farmer who tried to be a stand up comedian? His jokes weren't dairy funny."

"If you roll out your chapstick more than an inch, I'll see you in court."

"Atoms are all liars... They make up everything! Credit to wherever my awesomely lame chemistry teacher finds her corny jokes :)"

"If women could change one thing about the penis it would be the man."

"[OC] What did the disgruntled barber give to the prince? A bad heir day."

"I was told I look like a nazi soldier... And I said, ""no, this is a Wehrmacht uniform""."

"No officer the joke's on you. That breathalyzer will never tell you how much acid I dropped tonight."

"Have you heard of that movie Gravity? I heard it was... full of suspense"

"What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy? A family friend paying a visit."