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Joke of the Day
"I didn't know owls were religious Until someone told me they were a bird of pray"
Next Joke
"I had no shoes and I felt sorry for myself..... Then I met a man with no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better."
"I just heard Bill is interested in Hillary again... She's barely legal..."
"Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine."
"Nurse: You can come inside now. *Stands up* *Dusts off jacket* *Straightens bow tie* *Fastens cufflinks* *Ahem* ""That's what she said"""
"I have noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born."
"Had sex for the first time yesterday. It was a load off my chest. And a load onto hers."
"""Are you a member of any organized political party?"" ""No. I'm a Republican."""
"Pokemon Go down south. I've never been happier to live in the Bible Belt."
"What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at 3 ho's."