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Joke of the Day

"How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes? Like a Bosch!"

"Hockey: because running on knives makes sense."

"Why shouldn't Donald Trump take Viagra as President? Instead of Melania, he will try to f*** every Juan."

"Two guys are drinking in a bar... One says to the other, ""Did you know that elks have sex 10 to 15 times a day?"" ""Aww, shit!"" says his friend, ""and I just joined the Knights of Columbus!"""

"My girlfriend is like the sun... She's bright, cheerful, and she goes down every night."

"Touched by Jesus Great words to hear in church, not so great to hear in a Mexican prison."

"They could of at least added a middle finger emoji on iOS7."

"Women are like grapefruit trees. They ignore me."

"I saw a dwarf escaping from jail down the side of a wall As he passed by, he sneered at me, and I thought, ""That's a little condescending."""

"Why do you become a smurf every time you are sad? Because you're feeling blue."