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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend is like the sun... She's bright, cheerful, and she goes down every night."
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"What do you call a smart blonde? A mircale"
"What is the cheapest kind of meat you can buy? Deer balls, they're under a buck."
"My doctor told me I was fat. I said I'd like a second opinion and he said ""you're ugly too"" :-/"
"Hillary Clinton is in the hospital... She is being treated for third degree Berns."
"I went to a shredded cheese convention the other day... it was grate"
"I went to the zoo - it only had one animal, a small dog. It was a shitsu"
"What's a roosters favorite sport? Professional Cock Soccer."
"""See that guy over there? I have to serve him with papers today."" -Oh really? Why? ""Because I lost my tennis racquet."""
"He died doing what he loved Making toast in the shower"