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Joke of the Day

"Why shouldn't Donald Trump take Viagra as President? Instead of Melania, he will try to f*** every Juan."

"""LOOK AT ME DON'T LOOK AT ME"" - Cleavage"

"What do Spiderman and I have in common? We both end up with sticky hands after using the web."

"Pro Tip: Do not let your kids push that red button in the elevator. The fire department will NOT think its adorable."

"GF Trying to Find a 32 Bit version of MS Office. ""WTF, there is no 32 bit version. They are all 64 bit or x86."""

"Batteries have a tough life. They're either working or dead."

"I had sex twice in 24hours and I'm so glad that I have 4000 people to brag about it to"

"[date] Me: you wanna see what desserts they have? Girl: how about we go home & I'll let you- Me [calls waiter]: what desserts do u have?"

"On our first date, i'll carve our initials onto a tree. Because it's the most romantic way to let you know that I have a knife"

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he neverlands."