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Joke of the Day
"I gave an elderly hare viagra but it died I guess old rabbits die hard"
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"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... If you're a good enough thrower!"
"How do you pick up a Jew in a concentration camp? With a dustpan."
"There is no peer pressure like washing your hands because someone else walked into the bathroom."
"Let's vote the pool water off that celebrity diving show."
"Concerning the absence of toilet paper, there should be complaint books laid out at publicly used places."
"What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A pecking order."
"I just had a moment of clarity. Glad that's over with."
"What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare (air) mail."
"Ghost of Caesar: and what of my legacy? what now bares my name? Buildings? Mountains? Me:uhh remember how you used to love romaine lettuce?"