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Joke of the Day
"I gave an elderly hare viagra but it died I guess old rabbits die hard"
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"Whats the problem with tainted money? It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win? :D)"
"I like my girls the same way I like my coffee. Without milk."
"What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard? Figuring out what to tell you about first."
"How many calories does avoiding eye contact burn?"
"Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny? l0l"
"What was Hitler's favorite kind of juice? Concentrated."
"Me: ""OMG, my abs are so sore!"" 12: (sarcastically) ""What abs?"" Me: ""The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."""
"Number joke as told by Yoda why 5 afraid of 7 was? because 6, 7 8"
"Every poop begins with p Read with the Kay jingle in mind."