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Joke of the Day
"How many calories does avoiding eye contact burn?"
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"I just wish God hadn't hidden all of my talents so well."
"My friend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more"
"The problem w marriage is communication. When I said I hoped he'd go down in a plane I meant more crash & burn, less on the flight attendant"
"What Counting system does Valve use? Trinary"
"What do you call a Mexican dessert that won't sink? (Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard? Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know."
"How are the homeless like votes? Republicans have them thrown out."
"So Trump says he picked a bunch of great people to run the government... But honestly, I've seen better cabinets at IKEA."
"What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs? Triangull"
"I met this amazing girl while speed dating. We stayed up all night and day just talking and giggling and I guess speed will do that to you."