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Joke of the Day
"I like my girls the same way I like my coffee. Without milk."
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"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? No potatoes."
"""Meh-eh-eh. Meh-eh-eh"" - Apathetic goat."
"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a Nobel prize? I heard he was outstanding in his field."
"Clinton and Trump now enter the part of the election where they each have to spend a week looking after an egg with ""America"" written on it."
"Why do Autonomous cars have steering wheels? You have to hold on to something, when the shit hits the fan. ;->"
"I have the email that Hillary sent Donald congratulating him on his victory [Deleted]"
"Love voicemails from my grandma that start with ""hello?....HELLO??..."" and end with her trying to dial another number."
"Wanna hear a pedophile joke? You're never to young to get it. :^)"
"My husband just got to level three on netflix: ""faking an illness"" to finish binge watching I'm on level 6: ""faking your own abduction"""