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Joke of the Day
"Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny? l0l"
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"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock down your throat."
"This self checkout lane has the sexiest cashier."
"If a blind girl tells you your penis is massive... ...she's probably pulling your leg (great show by Jimmy Carr tonight)"
"Say at cat 'Im rubbin ur belly' while rubbin belly, 'Im pattin ur head' while pattin head, else never learns anatomy, becomes Texas senator"
"What do you call a line of black people? A chocolate bar"
"My first ever degree... ...is in measuring angles!"
"Guests are like fish After three days, you should probably get rid of them."
"Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!"
"Your stick-figure family of 6 really isn't necessary. No one sees your minivan and mistakes you for wild and single."