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Joke of the Day
"Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny? l0l"
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"I prevented a rape today I gave my consent."
"An Irishman walks into a bar.... And then another Irishman walks into the bar. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one."
"My wife took me to the most amazing 3D movie I had ever seen last night. Half way through it I realized: we were at a play."
"I'm on a whiskey diet I've lost 3 days already."
"What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist? A Methodist will say ""hi"" to you at the liquor store"
"What do they call their mistresses in Islamic countries? Haram Baes"
"Did you hear about the shoe store that was looted during the Ferguson riots ? They took all the sneakers in the store but left all the work boots."
"This recent question was presented to a German national: What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany? Uncertainty or indifference?' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'"
"Breakup My girlfriend told me she was breaking up with me over the phone yesterday, I don't know why I could hear her just fine on my side."