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Joke of the Day

"My local movie theater was robbed of $200 last night. They stole a tub of popcorn, two sodas and a box of Milk Duds."

"How come Landscapers have huge loads? They are always edging."

"I always avoid talking about bungee jumps when meeting new people... I just find it creates a lot of tension."

"What's Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli"

"I'm told as a lady in my 30s I shouldn't wear certain things anymore - like halter tops, pigtails, and the scalps of my vanquished enemies."

"You have 2,000 friends on FB and your profile pic was taken in the mirror? You couldn't find one of your ""friends"" to take it?"

"I really gotta start saying ""congratulations"" I instead of ""are you keeping it?"""

"What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late!"

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster chef and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits."

"What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards? Dyslexia"