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Joke of the Day
"What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards? Dyslexia"
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"Yes, it might be the wrong word but at least it is spelled correctly - autocorrect"
"How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick? cause their cars are always Stalin"
"Why is it awkward to have sex with Jesus? He keeps saying ""Oooh Dad Ooooh Dad OOOH DAAAAD"""
"Two muffins are in an oven The first one says, ""Boy, it sure is hot in here."" The second one says, ""Oh my god, it's a talking muffin!"""
"The four states of matter: Solid Liquid Gas Black"
"What do you call a slutty mermaid? An H2hoe"
"Did you hear about the insomniac, dyslexic, obsessive compulsive butcher? He used to lay in bed at night worrying about why he constantly weighed a steak."
"I always thought I was stupid... Then I read the commentary."
"whoops i accidentally spilled a whole pizza in my mouth"