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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster chef and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits."

"How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. Obviously."

"A computer architect walks up to an elevator and sees a sign that says ""Out of Order"".. .. and says ""Even better!"" and gets into it."

"My girl threw this one at me right before bed: ""Do you know why I don't like going to the dentist?"" Because they always do a full cavity search!"

"My sex life is so complex the biggest part is the imaginary one"

"It's gonna be ok."

"Why was the Muslim rubbing the goat? Not because he was in to bestiality, you Islamophobe. He was at the petting zoo for his wife's 9th birthday."

"I don't trust any person who hasn't memorized the fuck out of Bohemian Rhapsody."

"""Frequently Asked Questions"" is the most cheerfully passive-aggressive page of any website."

"Two men were in a courtroom... One was charged for eating battery acid, the other was charged of sticking fireworks up his ass The court charged one, and let the other off"