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Joke of the Day
"How come Landscapers have huge loads? They are always edging."
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"What do you do when a black person gets killed by a cop? Let Mayweather lead all the protests, That way we know it will be peaceful and someone will get a hug every minute."
"Hillary Clinton... [DELETED]"
"Well it's like my dad always told me ""When life gives ya lemons"" Chances are you're in the fruit aisle."
"How do Mexicans cut their pizzas? Little Caesers"
"I should post a History joke But you have probably already heard it before."
"Feminists: Look on the bright side... There will be more women in the White House than ever!"
"Valentine's Day card idea: I'm like good sushi... You can eat me raw. Happy Valentine's Day!"
"""His arms are spaghetti, his feet are spaghetti, on stage he's spaghetti, his Mom's spaghetti."" - Eminem first draft"
"Customs Police: Do you have anything to claim? Me: A hot dog is a sandwich. Cop: ""Please step out of the vehicle"""