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Joke of the Day
"How come Landscapers have huge loads? They are always edging."
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"What do you call a guy who is in color guard? A flaggot"
"Toilet paper and my iPhone have a lot in common... both are essential when I take a s$it."
"Maybe if I swallow enough magnets I'll become attractive."
"Did you hear about the movie ""Constipated"" ??? I heard it hasn't come out yet"
"So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem walks into a bar... And I kid you not, he came out of NOWHERE"
"What is the definition of Robin ? A bird who steals !"
"How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom? None because they pee sitting down."
"NOBAMA I've been seeing a lot of these ""NOBAMA"" stickers recently and I find that I have to agree. I hate the crimson tide too."
"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say at the abortion clinic? Hasta last vista, baby."