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Joke of the Day
"What's Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli"
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"Hitler took a quiz... He didn't do that well on most of the questions, but he got the third reich."
"[diet journal] day 1: hungry day 2: hungry day 3: hungry day 4: ate neighbor"
"The 21st century: Deleting history is often more important than making it."
"What is a fat kids' favourite sounding instrument at school? The dinner bell."
"I always squat on the floor, wrap my arms around my knees and lean forward Cause that's how I roll."
"whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? There is one less drunk at the wake"
"What did sushi A say to sushi B? WASABI!!!"
"What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient? There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!"
"""Sorry, but I can't sell you cigarettes. It hasn't been 18 revolutions around the sun since you descended from your mother's vagina."""