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Joke of the Day

"I always avoid talking about bungee jumps when meeting new people... I just find it creates a lot of tension."

"Texting wasn't always easy. In my day, you had to work for it. You had to want it. You need an S? You better click that 7 button FOUR TIMES."

"To: ALL STAFF Subject: FW: RE: RE: FW: FW: FW: RE: RE: FW: RE: RE: FW: FW: How to Effectively Use the E-Mail Subject Line"

"I'm going to open a store called Chasm It will be like the Gap, but a lot bigger."

"Whenever I see a new couple on a date I walk up to their table, hold up my phone and tell the guy ""You're Wife Sarah says hello""."

"Jesus fed 5000 people with one fish. Holy mackerel."

"Bears eating a clown Two bears finish eating a clown and one of them asks the other ""Did he taste funny to you?"""

"Sometimes I'll show my husband the chewed up food in my mouth just so he's reminded of the delicacy and beauty of the flower he chose."

"How do you stop a woman giving you head? Marry her."

"A good way to help you determine who to weed out of your life is probably by how someone pronounces ""coyote""."