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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's group The Monkees. I thought she was joking... and then I saw her face..."

"If you're ugly, you cant say ""Single And Loving It"" Cuz you really have no choice."

"People who say ""the future is now"" don't understand how time works."

"Dam's biggest dilemma... Dammed if I do, damned if I don't."

"What comes after fear but before sex? funf"

"Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off you wonder where her tits went."

"What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you I'll just have a slither."

"Pitbull is probably always the first person to hit ""Will Attend"" on a party evite."

"Happy New Year #2018 first."

"People say size doesn't matter... But I'd like her better if she didn't have a dick at all."